Elf-on-the-Shelf-Jokes

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A: THE TWELF
IF THEIR WERE 11 ELVES,
AND ANOTHER ONE CAME
ALONG, WHAT WOULD HE BE?
Elf on the Shelf Lunch Jokes
A: WELFY!
WHAT DO YOU CALL
A RICH ELF?
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A: A SLEIGH
SANTA RIDES IN A SLEIGH,
WHAT DO ELVES
RIDE IN?
A: AN ELFEVATOR
WHAT DO ELVESUSE TO GO
FROM FLOOR TO FLOOR?
WHO LIVES AT THE NORTH
POLE, MAKES TOYS AND
RIDES AROUND
IN A PUMPKIN?
A: CINDER-”ELF”-A!
NORTH POLE
A: ELF-IS PRESLEY
WHAT ELF
WAS THE
BEST
SINGER?
WHY DOES
SANTA OWE
EVERYTHING
TO THE ELVES?
A: BECAUSE HE IS AN ELF-MADE MAN!
A: SHORT BREAD
ELVES MAKE
SANDWICHES ON WHICH TYPE OFBREAD?
A: BECAUSE HE IS AN ELF-MADE MAN!

Elf on the Shelf Lunch Jokes, page 2
A: MINNESODA
WHAT DO
SANTA’S ELVES DRINK?
WHAT IS AN
ELF’S FAVORITE
CHRISTMAS
CAROL?
A: HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY, LITTLE CHRISTMAS.
WHAT KIND OF
JOBS DO ELVES HOLD WHEN
NOT AT SANTA’S WORKSHOP?
A: SMALL BUSINESSES!
E
A: MINIATURE GOLF
WHAT IS AN
ELF’S FAVORITE SPORT?
A: HE WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY
WHEN
WILL
AN ELF
ARRIVE?
WHY DO ELVES
MAKE GOOD
LISTENERS?
A: THEY ARE ALL EARS
A: HE WANTED TO SLEEP LIKE A LOG!
WHY DID THE ELF PUT HISBED INTO THE FIREPLACE?
WHAT DO ELVES LEARN
IN SCHOOL?
A: THE ELFA_BEST

Elf on the Shelf Lunch Jokes, page 3
A: “SMALL WORLD, ISN’T IT?”
HOW DO
ELVES
GREET
EACH
OTHER?
F
A: HE HAD A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN
WHY DID THE ELF
FLUNK OUT OF
SCHOOL?
A: JINGLE BILLS!
$ $ $
WHAT KIND OF MONEYDO ELVES USE?
A: “WRAP” MUSIC!
WHAT KIND
OF MUSIC
DO ELVES
LIKE BEST?
A: THE ELFFACTORY NERVE
WHAT NERVE ISUSED TO
SENSE ELVES.
WHY DID SANTA’S HELPER
SEE THE
DOCTOR?
A: BECAUSE HE HAD LOW “ELF” ESTEEM
WHY DID THE ELVES SPELL CHRISTMAS N-O-E?
A: BECAUSE SANTA HAD SAID, “NO L!”
SPELLING
N O E
WHAT DID
THE ELF SAY WAS THE
FIRST STEP
IN USING A
CHRISTMAS
COMPUTER?
A: “FIRST, YULE LOGon”!
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